nine_pearls
05 May 2008 @ 12:24 pm
I don't even know.  
aldahlia (11:26:25 AM): that cannot be for real
OsokDalius (11:27:33 AM): sooo wrong
OsokDalius (11:30:27 AM): its sick in such  a way that it makes my spine tingle a little
aldahlia (11:32:50 AM): it's so perfectly weird
aldahlia (11:32:55 AM): that it's gotta be a troll
OsokDalius (11:33:37 AM): probably but they certainly know how to reach into the dirty part of ones psyche
aldahlia (11:34:34 AM): the crab meat
aldahlia (11:34:44 AM): like... why
aldahlia (11:34:50 AM): it's not okay, man
aldahlia (11:34:51 AM): lol
OsokDalius (11:35:25 AM): no its not okay
 
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nine_pearls
01 May 2008 @ 04:27 pm
Reality Bites  
aldahlia (4:24:53 PM): holy cow
aldahlia (4:25:01 PM): nearly 60% of college graduates this year
aldahlia (4:25:08 PM): plan on moving back in with their parents
hpdrifter9 (4:26:07 PM): I know!
hpdrifter9 (4:26:10 PM): I read that
hpdrifter9 (4:26:16 PM): what the fucking hell is that?
aldahlia (4:26:20 PM): crazy
aldahlia (4:26:27 PM): no jobs, i guess
aldahlia (4:26:35 PM): and they refuse to try to live on 7 an hour
aldahlia (4:26:36 PM): like WE did
aldahlia (4:26:45 PM): *shakes cane at damned kids on her lawn*
 
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nine_pearls
11 January 2008 @ 02:11 pm
Who the Hell is Mike Gravel?  
95% Mike Gravel
90% Dennis Kucinich
79% John Edwards
75% Chris Dodd
75% Bill Richardson
71% Barack Obama
69% Hillary Clinton
68% Joe Biden
31% Ron Paul
26% Rudy Giuliani
22% John McCain
21% Tom Tancredo
20% Mike Huckabee
16% Mitt Romney
11% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
 
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nine_pearls
02 November 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Only a Mother Could Love  
aldahlia: my baby is acne riddled and gassy
aldahlia: he's like the ultimate gamer
aldahlia: all he needs is cheetos
aldahlia: and a basement
OsokDalius: drop some caffeine in him and turn him loose
 
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nine_pearls
03 October 2007 @ 02:35 pm
On the Kelseyville Name Change  
aldahlia (2:10:40 PM): we have mad PC drama happening
OsokDalius (2:25:06 PM): hmm
aldahlia (2:25:42 PM): yeah
aldahlia (2:25:51 PM): Kelseyville
aldahlia (2:26:02 PM): after a dude that enslaved and killed a bunch of Pomo
aldahlia (2:26:06 PM): to the point that they slaughtered him
aldahlia (2:26:09 PM): and then in retaliation
aldahlia (2:26:20 PM): the government staged a massacre on "Bloody Island"
aldahlia (2:26:34 PM): and to add insult to injury
aldahlia (2:26:38 PM): the high school mascot
aldahlia (2:26:45 PM): was "The Indians" for decades
aldahlia (2:27:13 PM): so, last year, the Pomo got the mascot changed
aldahlia (2:27:28 PM): It's now the Kelseyville Knights
aldahlia (2:27:49 PM): and the guy that started the agitating is now after the town to changed it's actual name
aldahlia (2:30:46 PM): it's a big deal in a small town
aldahlia (2:30:53 PM): personally, i think they're going about it all wrong
OsokDalius (2:30:58 PM): I can imagine
aldahlia (2:31:09 PM): were it up to me
aldahlia (2:31:25 PM): i think that it'd be a lot more fun
aldahlia (2:31:58 PM): for the Pomo to really embrace the name Kelseyville, just to make sure that everyone knows that the white folks named their town after a total fuck head
aldahlia (2:32:08 PM): have a Total Fuck Head Parade
aldahlia (2:32:17 PM): with a list of all his ass hattery and douche baggery
aldahlia (2:32:24 PM): and a Fuck Head Fair
aldahlia (2:32:34 PM): with prizes for people that can list out his list of crimes against humanity
aldahlia (2:32:45 PM): basically show just exactly what an embarrassment the name is
aldahlia (2:32:54 PM): and then with the town people get their panties in a twist
aldahlia (2:33:06 PM): the Pomo could be like, "WHAT?!  We are simply honoring your HISTORY!"
aldahlia (2:33:50 PM): but, Duncan... who, btw, appears to be as Indian as you or I, doesn't appear to have a sense of humor
aldahlia (2:33:54 PM): so... I don't see that happening
 
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nine_pearls
30 August 2007 @ 12:11 pm
The Perfect Gift  
aldahlia (11:41:49 AM): they sell 30 dollar deodorant rocks
aldahlia (11:41:53 AM): which cracks me up
OsokDalius (11:43:02 AM): why?
OsokDalius (11:43:08 AM): sounds pricey
aldahlia (11:44:46 AM): because... it's a rock
aldahlia (11:44:53 AM): for 30 dollars
OsokDalius (11:45:10 AM): is it a special rock?
aldahlia (11:45:24 AM): well, it's some sort of rock
aldahlia (11:45:34 AM): you get it wet
aldahlia (11:45:47 AM): and it leeches some sort of something
aldahlia (11:46:18 AM): kills the bacteria
OsokDalius (11:46:36 AM): changes the PH of the skin probably
aldahlia (11:47:28 AM): http://www.crystalclearskin.com/
aldahlia (11:48:05 AM): i love that it says that it's "an ideal gift"
aldahlia (11:48:16 AM): like, really, "Happy birthday... you stink."
OsokDalius (11:50:32 AM): here try this in case that you fear the other de-stink agents
aldahlia (11:54:12 AM): yeah
aldahlia (11:54:23 AM): it's pretty much the opposite of "the perfect gift."
aldahlia (11:54:42 AM): in general, no deodorant, no diet pills, and no badgers
aldahlia (11:54:49 AM): all make the least perfect gift
OsokDalius (11:56:37 AM): yeah ranks up with a kick in the proverbial junk
 
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nine_pearls
09 August 2007 @ 02:28 pm
Keep it Under Your Hat  
aldahlia (2:21:41 PM): heee
OsokDalius (2:22:28 PM): I saw that. isn't he just adorable
aldahlia (2:23:02 PM): what a trip
aldahlia (2:23:08 PM): well-traveled monkey
aldahlia (2:23:30 PM): ambitious really
aldahlia (2:23:40 PM): thinking it could make the whole flight
aldahlia (2:23:48 PM): maybe it could have managed peru to miami
aldahlia (2:23:53 PM): but, then to new york?
aldahlia (2:23:58 PM): that's pushing yer luck
aldahlia (2:23:59 PM): !!!
aldahlia (2:24:01 PM): monkey luck!
OsokDalius (2:24:49 PM): well behaved monkey luck
aldahlia (2:24:59 PM): yeah
aldahlia (2:25:09 PM): it really could have been a scene from a kids movie
aldahlia (2:25:13 PM): monkeys under the seats
aldahlia (2:25:20 PM): scaring fat ladies in flowered dresses
OsokDalius (2:25:46 PM): peeking out of his hat
aldahlia (2:25:59 PM): watch it
aldahlia (2:26:03 PM): they'll ban hats now
aldahlia (2:26:12 PM): for fear of monkey terrorism
OsokDalius (2:26:31 PM): lol
 
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nine_pearls
26 July 2007 @ 02:57 pm
Dedicate Your Arm to Bill Gates  
HPDrifter9 (2:48:54 PM): heh
HPDrifter9 (2:49:18 PM): aside from the fact exception 0E errors haven't occurred in an operating system since, oh, windows 98
HPDrifter9 (2:49:23 PM): he's still an idiot
HPDrifter9 (2:49:23 PM): heh
aldahlia (2:49:45 PM): yeah
HPDrifter9 (2:49:53 PM): it is humorous though
aldahlia (2:50:07 PM): that's an expensive, painful, permanent joke
aldahlia (2:50:16 PM): that's really only worth a half grin
HPDrifter9 (2:50:19 PM): yeah
aldahlia (2:50:29 PM): if you're going to get a joke tat
aldahlia (2:50:36 PM): it better be a damned good one
aldahlia (2:51:16 PM): and it's supposed to be the 98 blue screen
aldahlia (2:51:22 PM): not a new one
HPDrifter9 (2:54:21 PM): Oh I know
aldahlia (2:54:38 PM): yeah
aldahlia (2:54:40 PM): lame
aldahlia (2:54:44 PM): deeply, deeply lame
HPDrifter9 (2:54:56 PM): Muy
HPDrifter9 (2:55:01 PM): Muy lame-o
aldahlia (2:55:26 PM): he might as well just tattooed "I don't want to ever get laid" on his arm
HPDrifter9 (2:55:56 PM): "I limit my dating possibilities on purpose as a self-defeating measure"
HPDrifter9 (2:56:20 PM): "then I blame women in general"
HPDrifter9 (2:56:23 PM): heh
aldahlia (2:56:33 PM): yup
 
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nine_pearls
06 June 2007 @ 03:08 pm
Quadruple A  
Jeoff (3:04:52 PM): It might not be human
Jeoff (3:04:54 PM): but it's alive
Veronica (3:04:59 PM): what?!
Veronica (3:05:04 PM): why would it not be human!
Veronica (3:05:08 PM): we are not having puppies!
Jeoff (3:05:14 PM): Immaculate conception via aliens.
Veronica (3:05:22 PM): no way
Veronica (3:05:30 PM): i'd remember something like that
Jeoff (3:06:23 PM): You were asleep, I let them in
Veronica (3:06:32 PM): uh uh!!
Jeoff (3:06:31 PM): They said they just needed to make a phone call
Veronica (3:06:34 PM): you did not!!
Jeoff (3:06:41 PM): They had a break down
Veronica (3:06:46 PM): dee dee would have woken me up
Jeoff (3:06:48 PM): and needed to call quadruple A
Veronica (3:07:06 PM): she would have been like, "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!"
Jeoff (3:07:05 PM): the extra "a" is for aliens.
 
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nine_pearls
17 May 2007 @ 02:04 pm
Aimspeak  
HPDrifter9 (1:49:45 PM): hi.
aldahlia (1:49:51 PM): hey
HPDrifter9 (2:01:30 PM): how r u
aldahlia (2:01:38 PM): i'm ok
HPDrifter9 (2:01:48 PM): good2no
aldahlia (2:02:57 PM): has your brain been colonized?
HPDrifter9 (2:03:26 PM): no, wat u mean
HPDrifter9 (2:03:40 PM): I'm trying kiddiespeak.
HPDrifter9 (2:03:43 PM): Is it hot?
aldahlia (2:03:49 PM): no
HPDrifter9 (2:03:56 PM): Damn.
 
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nine_pearls
07 May 2007 @ 11:04 am
Cracken!  
Now this is a commitment to Sea Monsters!
 
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nine_pearls
13 June 2006 @ 04:04 pm
Clean Slate  

So, here I am. LiveJournal. I used to have an actual LiveJournal, with actual angsty, self-absorbed entries, and all that fun stuff.

But, I deleted it.

This account is here so that I can comment on other people's journals. I really like LJ communities, but I'm not so hot on the idea of storing anything personal on a free server--especially one owned by the Six Apart people, who like to change policy a lot. So, this is it. If you are here, it's probably because I said something stupid in your comments section.

Feel free to check out my domain.

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Current Music: Neko Case - John Saw That Number
 
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