I just... why?
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nine.pearls
it's pared down to this.
12 November 2009 @ 11:42 am
AIM IM with hpdrifter911/12/09 11:36 AM
aldahlia: WHOA
aldahlia: little boy is.... EATING AN APPLE SLICE
hpdrifter9: wow!
aldahlia: it's a thanksgivng miracle
hpdrifter9: hahaha
aldahlia: he stole it from me
aldahlia: i think it's punishment for turning off the tv
aldahlia: he's all, FINE, MAMA, I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR APPLE.
hpdrifter9: lol
aldahlia: WHOA
aldahlia: little boy is.... EATING AN APPLE SLICE
hpdrifter9: wow!
aldahlia: it's a thanksgivng miracle
hpdrifter9: hahaha
aldahlia: he stole it from me
aldahlia: i think it's punishment for turning off the tv
aldahlia: he's all, FINE, MAMA, I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR APPLE.
hpdrifter9: lol
10 August 2009 @ 04:20 pm
I like pistachios, but dude, they're a weird color and they require some fine motor skills. If Doritios were green and came in a protective shell, the average adult weight in this country might fall by a few pounds.
10 March 2009 @ 06:16 pm
Apparently, loads of people are getting hitched this year.
Weird.
Now, back in the day, I'd put a 2 year estimate for the max on these marriages, but as we are all older and fatter and balder and sadder, I'll say for a good chunk of them are looking at the traditional 7. So... you know... ten years from now I fully expect a round of ill-conceived hair and 20 year old drama llama booty calls to arrive with the fury.
Weird.
Now, back in the day, I'd put a 2 year estimate for the max on these marriages, but as we are all older and fatter and balder and sadder, I'll say for a good chunk of them are looking at the traditional 7. So... you know... ten years from now I fully expect a round of ill-conceived hair and 20 year old drama llama booty calls to arrive with the fury.
06 November 2008 @ 12:23 pm
