hpdrifter9 (10:41:28 AM): this is fucking wonky

aldahlia (10:42:04 AM): ?

hpdrifter9 (10:42:07 AM): It's asking me if you menstruate and who the doctor who takes care of your menstruation is

aldahlia (10:42:12 AM): LOL

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aldahlia (10:44:43 AM): i think that's code for "could anyone get impregnated"

hpdrifter9 (10:45:04 AM): This is stupid

aldahlia (10:46:23 AM): being a woman is a chronic condition

aldahlia (10:46:29 AM): that's why they charge us more

hpdrifter9 (5:36:16 PM):
105°Lakeport, CA 95453
H 100°  L 59°

aldahlia (5:36:20 PM): damn

hpdrifter9 (5:36:21 PM): It's 105 out there.

aldahlia (5:37:19 PM): dude

aldahlia (5:37:21 PM): bring me beer

aldahlia (5:37:23 PM): it's hot

aldahlia (5:37:32 PM): i'm trying to get all the last minute friday shit done while someone screams into my butt

aldahlia (5:37:41 PM): i need a drink

hpdrifter9 (5:38:02 PM): what kind is your second choice.

aldahlia (5:38:14 PM): after shiner?

aldahlia (5:38:32 PM): oooooo

aldahlia (5:38:33 PM): i know!

aldahlia (5:39:15 PM): shitty corner store beer on a day that's 105 calls for corona

hpdrifter9 (5:40:52 PM): I'll pick up some corona for you

hpdrifter9 (5:41:07 PM): you sure you don't want some xx or tecate?

aldahlia (5:41:14 PM): xx is gooooood

aldahlia (5:41:16 PM): that would work too

hpdrifter9 (5:41:27 PM): should I also pick up some mexican food?

hpdrifter9 (5:41:28 PM): heh

aldahlia (5:41:30 PM): mmmmmmm

aldahlia (5:41:37 PM): unless you want fried shrimp

aldahlia (5:41:41 PM): or mac and cheese

aldahlia (5:41:47 PM): OR

aldahlia (5:41:56 PM): fried shrimp AND mac n cheese

aldahlia (5:42:00 PM): OOOooooOOOO

hpdrifter9 (5:42:01 PM): You're making this decision really difficult on me.

aldahlia (4:24:53 PM): holy cow

aldahlia (4:25:01 PM): nearly 60% of college graduates this year

aldahlia (4:25:08 PM): plan on moving back in with their parents

hpdrifter9 (4:26:07 PM): I know!

hpdrifter9 (4:26:10 PM): I read that

hpdrifter9 (4:26:16 PM): what the fucking hell is that?

aldahlia (4:26:20 PM): crazy

aldahlia (4:26:27 PM): no jobs, i guess

aldahlia (4:26:35 PM): and they refuse to try to live on 7 an hour

aldahlia (4:26:36 PM): like WE did

aldahlia (4:26:45 PM): *shakes cane at damned kids on her lawn*

aldahlia: my baby is acne riddled and gassy

aldahlia: he's like the ultimate gamer

aldahlia: all he needs is cheetos

aldahlia: and a basement

aldahlia (2:10:40 PM): we have mad PC drama happening

aldahlia (2:21:59 PM): http://www.record-bee.com/letters/ci_7062801

OsokDalius (2:25:06 PM): hmm

aldahlia (2:25:42 PM): yeah

aldahlia (2:25:51 PM): Kelseyville

aldahlia (2:26:02 PM): after a dude that enslaved and killed a bunch of Pomo

aldahlia (2:26:06 PM): to the point that they slaughtered him

aldahlia (2:26:09 PM): and then in retaliation

aldahlia (2:26:20 PM): the government staged a massacre on "Bloody Island"

aldahlia (2:26:34 PM): and to add insult to injury

aldahlia (2:26:38 PM): the high school mascot

aldahlia (2:26:45 PM): was "The Indians" for decades

aldahlia (2:27:13 PM): so, last year, the Pomo got the mascot changed

aldahlia (2:27:28 PM): It's now the Kelseyville Knights

aldahlia (2:27:49 PM): and the guy that started the agitating is now after the town to changed it's actual name

aldahlia (2:30:46 PM): it's a big deal in a small town

aldahlia (2:30:53 PM): personally, i think they're going about it all wrong

OsokDalius (2:30:58 PM): I can imagine

aldahlia (2:31:09 PM): were it up to me

aldahlia (2:31:25 PM): i think that it'd be a lot more fun

aldahlia (2:31:58 PM): for the Pomo to really embrace the name Kelseyville, just to make sure that everyone knows that the white folks named their town after a total fuck head

aldahlia (2:32:08 PM): have a Total Fuck Head Parade

aldahlia (2:32:17 PM): with a list of all his ass hattery and douche baggery

aldahlia (2:32:24 PM): and a Fuck Head Fair

aldahlia (2:32:34 PM): with prizes for people that can list out his list of crimes against humanity

aldahlia (2:32:45 PM): basically show just exactly what an embarrassment the name is

aldahlia (2:32:54 PM): and then with the town people get their panties in a twist

aldahlia (2:33:06 PM): the Pomo could be like, "WHAT?!  We are simply honoring your HISTORY!"

aldahlia (2:33:50 PM): but, Duncan... who, btw, appears to be as Indian as you or I, doesn't appear to have a sense of humor

aldahlia (2:33:54 PM): so... I don't see that happening

aldahlia (11:41:49 AM): they sell 30 dollar deodorant rocks

aldahlia (11:41:53 AM): which cracks me up

OsokDalius (11:43:02 AM): why?

OsokDalius (11:43:08 AM): sounds pricey

aldahlia (11:44:46 AM): because... it's a rock

aldahlia (11:44:53 AM): for 30 dollars

OsokDalius (11:45:10 AM): is it a special rock?

aldahlia (11:45:24 AM): well, it's some sort of rock

aldahlia (11:45:34 AM): you get it wet

aldahlia (11:45:47 AM): and it leeches some sort of something

aldahlia (11:46:18 AM): kills the bacteria

OsokDalius (11:46:36 AM): changes the PH of the skin probably

aldahlia (11:47:28 AM): http://www.crystalclearskin.com/

aldahlia (11:48:05 AM): i love that it says that it's "an ideal gift"

aldahlia (11:48:16 AM): like, really, "Happy birthday... you stink."

OsokDalius (11:50:32 AM): here try this in case that you fear the other de-stink agents

aldahlia (11:54:12 AM): yeah

aldahlia (11:54:23 AM): it's pretty much the opposite of "the perfect gift."

aldahlia (11:54:42 AM): in general, no deodorant, no diet pills, and no badgers

aldahlia (11:54:49 AM): all make the least perfect gift

OsokDalius (11:56:37 AM): yeah ranks up with a kick in the proverbial junk

aldahlia (2:21:39 PM): http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6936533.stm

aldahlia (2:21:41 PM): heee

OsokDalius (2:22:28 PM): I saw that. isn't he just adorable

aldahlia (2:23:02 PM): what a trip

aldahlia (2:23:08 PM): well-traveled monkey

aldahlia (2:23:30 PM): ambitious really

aldahlia (2:23:40 PM): thinking it could make the whole flight

aldahlia (2:23:48 PM): maybe it could have managed peru to miami

aldahlia (2:23:53 PM): but, then to new york?

aldahlia (2:23:58 PM): that's pushing yer luck

aldahlia (2:23:59 PM): !!!

aldahlia (2:24:01 PM): monkey luck!

OsokDalius (2:24:49 PM): well behaved monkey luck

aldahlia (2:24:59 PM): yeah

aldahlia (2:25:09 PM): it really could have been a scene from a kids movie

aldahlia (2:25:13 PM): monkeys under the seats

aldahlia (2:25:20 PM): scaring fat ladies in flowered dresses

OsokDalius (2:25:46 PM): peeking out of his hat

aldahlia (2:25:59 PM): watch it

aldahlia (2:26:03 PM): they'll ban hats now

aldahlia (2:26:12 PM): for fear of monkey terrorism

OsokDalius (2:26:31 PM): lol

aldahlia (2:46:34 PM): http://modblog.bmezine.com/2007/07/26/best-windows-tattoo-ever/

HPDrifter9 (2:48:54 PM): heh

HPDrifter9 (2:49:18 PM): aside from the fact exception 0E errors haven't occurred in an operating system since, oh, windows 98

HPDrifter9 (2:49:23 PM): he's still an idiot

HPDrifter9 (2:49:23 PM): heh

aldahlia (2:49:45 PM): yeah

HPDrifter9 (2:49:53 PM): it is humorous though

aldahlia (2:50:07 PM): that's an expensive, painful, permanent joke

aldahlia (2:50:16 PM): that's really only worth a half grin

HPDrifter9 (2:50:19 PM): yeah

aldahlia (2:50:29 PM): if you're going to get a joke tat

aldahlia (2:50:36 PM): it better be a damned good one

aldahlia (2:51:16 PM): and it's supposed to be the 98 blue screen

aldahlia (2:51:22 PM): not a new one

HPDrifter9 (2:54:21 PM): Oh I know

aldahlia (2:54:38 PM): yeah

aldahlia (2:54:40 PM): lame

aldahlia (2:54:44 PM): deeply, deeply lame

HPDrifter9 (2:54:56 PM): Muy

HPDrifter9 (2:55:01 PM): Muy lame-o

aldahlia (2:55:26 PM): he might as well just tattooed "I don't want to ever get laid" on his arm

HPDrifter9 (2:55:56 PM): "I limit my dating possibilities on purpose as a self-defeating measure"

HPDrifter9 (2:56:20 PM): "then I blame women in general"

HPDrifter9 (2:56:23 PM): heh

aldahlia (2:56:33 PM): yup

Jeoff (3:04:52 PM): It might not be human

Jeoff (3:04:54 PM): but it's alive

Veronica (3:04:59 PM): what?!

Veronica (3:05:04 PM): why would it not be human!

Veronica (3:05:08 PM): we are not having puppies!

Jeoff (3:05:14 PM): Immaculate conception via aliens.

Veronica (3:05:22 PM): no way

Veronica (3:05:30 PM): i'd remember something like that

Jeoff (3:06:23 PM): You were asleep, I let them in

Veronica (3:06:32 PM): uh uh!!

Jeoff (3:06:31 PM): They said they just needed to make a phone call

Veronica (3:06:34 PM): you did not!!

Jeoff (3:06:41 PM): They had a break down

Veronica (3:06:46 PM): dee dee would have woken me up

Jeoff (3:06:48 PM): and needed to call quadruple A

Veronica (3:07:06 PM): she would have been like, "WHAT WHAT WHAT!!"

Jeoff (3:07:05 PM): the extra "a" is for aliens.

HPDrifter9 (1:49:45 PM): hi.

aldahlia (1:49:51 PM): hey

HPDrifter9 (2:01:30 PM): how r u

aldahlia (2:01:38 PM): i'm ok

HPDrifter9 (2:01:48 PM): good2no

aldahlia (2:02:57 PM): has your brain been colonized?

HPDrifter9 (2:03:26 PM): no, wat u mean

HPDrifter9 (2:03:40 PM): I'm trying kiddiespeak.

HPDrifter9 (2:03:43 PM): Is it hot?

aldahlia (2:03:49 PM): no

HPDrifter9 (2:03:56 PM): Damn.